friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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