like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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