In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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