have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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