Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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