: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
