I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
its liver damage thursday
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