I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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