Can i not drive my cunt home
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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