Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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