i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
"it" just moved
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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