We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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