my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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