did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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