Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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