oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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