I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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