i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize