We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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