WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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