do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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