We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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