Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Randomize