why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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