Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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