it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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