He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
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