I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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