Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Randomize