I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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