The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I would ride that face into the sunset
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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