I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just cropdusted the office
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
two words...techno handjob
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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