How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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