My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Fuck appropriateness.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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