redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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