Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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