so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
how drunk are you?
Several
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
