Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.

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(248): View more from Michigan

She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.

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(705): View more from Ontario

He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.

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(937): View more from Ohio

On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo

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(505): View more from New Mexico

We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!

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(314): View more from Missouri

Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.

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(239): View more from Florida

Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs

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