Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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