We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I think I sprained my soul last night
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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