Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead