It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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