Buhtt sex?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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