I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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