Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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