Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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