I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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