I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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