I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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