She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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