I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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