I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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