Sponge bath it is.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Not as such, no.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.