if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense