fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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