After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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