If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
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So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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